HA HA HA.

don't you see? it has won. prevailed over all of life and those objects generally considered souless by those unenlightened fellows. it has consumed and controlled, kicked us all onto our stomachs, face down into the mud, and then jumped on top of us. it has halted progression and caused regression and evolution at the SAME FUCKING TIME.

and i danced in it last night, like the flittery school girl i am. i opened up my arms and accepted it with all of my clothed, soaked being. at some point you just have to let the tears and the rain mix together because that is what they do best. there is no shame in the act- only such an extreme amount of clensing that god himself could get off on it.

so while you were couped up, i was prancing with the fox; while you were hiding, i was discovering what lies in the darkness; while you were wondering, i was sure.

that's right: it may have had the last laugh, but i giggled with it.