oh my education, i can't find the words to say
stupid people were out in full effect last night. many of them. after five hours of talking to them, my intellect had been dealt a serious blow to the head. it took awhile to get to that point, of course. at first i rebuked the idea that i would be associating with these people. they rambled on about nothing for ever.
one girl, in particular, bragged of how she went to a small, private school in pasadena. she boasted of her major of biochemistry and minor of art studio to me, mostly because i was zoned out and nobody else cared anymore. my direct response included the phrase "oooohmygoooood, you're soooo diverse", an eyeroll, and a few snickers from the surrounding peopleon the couch and floor. she switched gears to "i'm so glad i'mt aking classes at berkeley this summer.... i want to take a class with more than 30 people. how cool would it be to take a class with 500+ members?" do you know who you're talking to? public school kids. we know how cool it is. only one of my classes has less than 500 people (disregarding sections of course). i few more swift low blows like that and she decided it was time to go somewhere else. but not before offering everyone her "apple vodka".
1. nobody offers other people alcohol like this, you're giving yourself up.if you wanna fit in around here, you gotta bring your alcohol that you want to drink in a water bottle, slyly poor yourself shots, and give yourself up when you're caught. oh. and you never drink your alcohol unless the host's alcohol is gone. sounds about right.
2. it's not "apple vodka", learn your alcohols. if you have to do something of the sort, at least call it "apple twist" you stupid twit.
3. it's cinco de mayo. nothing of the clear nature should be presented as a treaty flag, unless it's clear tequila. infact, nothing but classy mexican beer and tequila should be offered at all, although we'll turn our heads when somebody pulls out a handle of dark rum. i guess we'll let that slide.
it's safe to say that by this time, raquila was in full form.
one girl, in particular, bragged of how she went to a small, private school in pasadena. she boasted of her major of biochemistry and minor of art studio to me, mostly because i was zoned out and nobody else cared anymore. my direct response included the phrase "oooohmygoooood, you're soooo diverse", an eyeroll, and a few snickers from the surrounding peopleon the couch and floor. she switched gears to "i'm so glad i'mt aking classes at berkeley this summer.... i want to take a class with more than 30 people. how cool would it be to take a class with 500+ members?" do you know who you're talking to? public school kids. we know how cool it is. only one of my classes has less than 500 people (disregarding sections of course). i few more swift low blows like that and she decided it was time to go somewhere else. but not before offering everyone her "apple vodka".
1. nobody offers other people alcohol like this, you're giving yourself up.if you wanna fit in around here, you gotta bring your alcohol that you want to drink in a water bottle, slyly poor yourself shots, and give yourself up when you're caught. oh. and you never drink your alcohol unless the host's alcohol is gone. sounds about right.
2. it's not "apple vodka", learn your alcohols. if you have to do something of the sort, at least call it "apple twist" you stupid twit.
3. it's cinco de mayo. nothing of the clear nature should be presented as a treaty flag, unless it's clear tequila. infact, nothing but classy mexican beer and tequila should be offered at all, although we'll turn our heads when somebody pulls out a handle of dark rum. i guess we'll let that slide.
it's safe to say that by this time, raquila was in full form.
posted by The Smart Pineapple at 09:50
1 Comments:
75? that's like 1/20th of your school.
smallest class (excluding lab and the such) is at least twice that.
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