if that's moving up, then i'm moving out

i swear to god i got halfway through this and felt sick to my stomach. i particularly love hte line where the charmer states, "I believe in man's dominion over all animals. The snakes are there for the use of man."

in other news, all the land used for camping in the US is soon to be under control of a huge corporation that will turn registering for a campsite like "scoring concert tickets."

i'm so done.