email from [one of my] boss[s]:

Hey y'all,I need at least one more person to join me on the fun that is PCN!!!! Now,I know what you're thinking... He always says it's fun... Well, I'll tellyou straight, that I am completely lying through my teeth for most of thisemail>>>

It will be the most amazing and inspiring show that you've seen all year.It will be one of those shows that makes you happy and proud to be a Campbell Hall employee. It will move you so deeply that your previous conceptions of the filipino-american experience will open to new vistas of understanding and awareness of what it means to be filipino... why filipino is spelled with an 'f' and not a 'ph', for expample...

Okay. Now with the truth.

You'll get paid.

Thank you for your consideration and your excellent work.

The rehearsal is this Friday, April 29th with a call time of 1500. We'll go late. The show is Saturday, the 30th with a call time of 0800... And, again.. We'll go late.

If you can't work it all, but are willing to do some, we may be able to work something out. Thanks!!!!

-joe



comments on email: HAHAHAHA. you want me to work at 8 in the mornin? i already suffered through enough of that filip-crap. i'm so not responding. plus, it'll drastically alter my week off from work to a few days off from work.

afterthoughts: please don't call me. if you call, i don't have he willpower to refuse excellent paying hours. please, oh please.