the act up was the start

adventured to the nudie beach with an unsuspecting. boy is it funny to see the look on people's faces when they realize that all the people gathered on that particular stretch of land happen to be very very naked. i told him to just look as he will behind his sunglasses; nobody will even notice. particularly interesting when hippy couple came and talked to us for a good amount of time. the woman was very interesting, although i had a hard time keeping my entertainment to myself. i'm sure that will be the last time he offers to "tag along" on my little adventures, but he did agree that the walk to the cliffs was very beautiful, which happens to be my favorite part.

marissa finally proposed today. we married in a quiet ceremony in western asia, with me (obviously the bride for i am so much more feminine) travelling down the isle atop an exotic animal, a giant sloth, and she met me at the tribal medicine man wearing the traditional garments. we returned home and immediately started bickering. but she did say i looked hot when i returned home from the beach. i thought i looked pretty hot too, in my cutoffs, tye-dye, and tore-up rainbows. i especially liked my windblown hair and the sand stuck to all areas of my body. the woman should be committed. but then who will bring home the bread?

elaine offered me some gin and juice. i remember why i hated gin. bleh.