swing on down to me

i took a little socialization break during my endless quest for acceptable grades on my finals. this break was mostly forced upon me, but it produced a few quite hilarious moments, mostly provided by the drunken neighborly folk. favorite part of too-long procrastinational conversation:

MarissallyPoo: men are at their sexual prime when they are 18.

SmartPineapple: really? it must be because they have that thing... what's it called again..

Neighbor: what do boys have?

TheRoomie, SmartPineapple: um, a penis, some balls...

Neighbor *looks down pants*: your story checks out.