i got the love, love of the loveless

life is funny. we celebrate the martyring of a saint from the third century (thank you Daily Nexus for the brief educating on the history of this Hallmark holiday) by wearing black and/or turning everyone's stomach on campus by sloppily declaring your mutual affection in front of Campbell Hall, or worse, the UCen, and spending copius amounts of money on flowers (that only die a week later) or chocolate (which will only make your favorite girl get fat and thus, become not your favorite girl). rediculous. and i'm not just saying that because i was one of the ones wearing black today (AND it wasn't on purpose- black happens to be about 1/8th of my wardrobe, followed by white, grey, and beige... yes, i'm an exciting person, i know it). it's just retarded, even though i defiently told FormerInterest and CurlyHair that there is no reason for me to hate it.

go me. because if they were interested before, they aren't anymore now that they probably think i'm taken. and i wonder why i am so single. gureeze.

but i have had an epiphany today (and you might have too, now that you know how horrible of a speller i am. i blame it on California-- i never had phonics). in order for me to be happy, i'm going to have to mix and match guys. i came to this conclusion after i spent an entire four hour lab listening to my favorite three lab buddies relentlessly critisize my laboratory methods (which, ultimately, shut them up as my peaks on my GC analysis showed some very hot results... SmartPineapple-1; LabBuddies- 0 [today at least, because i am going to boldly strike a certain lab where i may have ruined not only mine, but many others, results from the record]).

so, let it go on record that i am going to use the previously mentioned three lab buddies (Glasses, FormerInterest, and CurlyHair) to make my perfect man. he will have:
-FormerInterest's haircolor (i heart redheads)
-CurlyHair's hair texture
-CurlyHair's voice and accent
-CurlyHair's body
-FormerInterest's height
-CurlyHair's posture
-CurlyHair's sense of humor
-FormerInterest's sense of humor
-CurlyHair's complexion
-FormerInterest's eyes
-CurlyHair's brains
-CurlyHair's personality
-FormerInterest's scent
-Glasses' affection for me

ok, so really i don't care about Glasses. but he is there and he, nonetheless, joins in on the general SmartPineapple bantering. now if only cutting and pasting was as easy for boys as it is for Word.