i don't know why she's riding so high

i have returned back to IV only to find that my housemates know me far too well.

reasons why:

for my birthday, i have received from them:
-Fridge-Gammon (i shudder at the thought that they actually know how much i play that game)
-a wand-pen (for all of my toy needs)
-a bridal magazine with over 900 gowns (oh baby oh baby- fashion designers beware, SmartPineapple favors no fool who puts sashes around a gown-model's waist)
-my own being to control and take care of... yes, that is right, FishIzzle has become more than a great idea

other realizations of the day: Southern Californians CANNOT drive in the rain, even though, contrary to popular belief, it does, infact, rain in Southern California.