russia's most famous beverage

my closet has taken on a new odor. this is different from the other strange sensations that usually bless my nose.

this one is much much different.

the other scents are usually ok. i mean, i prefer my closet didn't smell like the rubber on the bottom of a running shoe, or like some mostly illegal plant is growing in the back crevice, but if it wants to smell like that, i'm not going to complain. i would prefer it smelled like clean laundry, but you gotta choose your battles.

however, this new scent will pose huge problem in my life. some days MUCH more than others.

my closet cannot smell like vodka.