heavy medicine... my eyes are feeling red again

recently one of my bosses gentley educated me about the world of hangovers. appearantly, everyone goes through the initial phase where as much alcohol as possible can be consumed without the slightest feeling of nausia or sledgehammer-head. then, he claims, one day you wake up and your head feels like it's in an unpressurized cabin and your stomach feels like you just downed an entire bottle of peptobismal.

i think he's just trying to lead his gentle lambs away from the river of alcoholism. really he only had to tell us not to work at campbell for the rest of our lives.

laundry day is the worst day of the week. it has so much power that it could turn the bestest day, Thursday, into a horrible day.